And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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