it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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