im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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