i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You've changed since you got that strap on
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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