Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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