She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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