How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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