So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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