my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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