Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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