Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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