I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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