From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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