I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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