I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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