i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
