Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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