i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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