So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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