so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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