So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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