I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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