We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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