that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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