Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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