You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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