she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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