Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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