Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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