He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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