After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
