The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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