There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You're like the curious george of whores
She swung at the pinata with crutches
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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