Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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