If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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