Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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