We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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