Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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