This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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