I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
