Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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