Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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