hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
id be glad to
I'm jealous of your bromance
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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