I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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