EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
