at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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