if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
4 words: hood of his car
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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