No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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