check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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