You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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