that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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