he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He shit in the fireplace
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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