So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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