why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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