I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We are two peas in an std pod
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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