do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
