Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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