she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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